Fur-ever Your Grrr-l

Sebastian Kern August 12, 2017

Hey There Baztards,

How is everyone's summer going?

I'm happy to report that mine has been uneventful for the most part. I've gotten a tan, lost a few pounds, seen a movie or two, revamped the website, got published on a couple of sites, and bought myself one of those male rompers. You know, nothing major. Summer sessions are coming to an end at work, my trademark has finally moved on to the next phase, and I'm excited that The Manfriend will be coming home very soon.

OH... I also adopted a second dog. Well, I rescued a dog, to be more precise. And it's been a crazy ever since. How did I forget to mention that? Anyways, want to hear about how a boy once named Sky became the newest member to the Kern clan? Well then, grab yourself some popcorn and a drink, sit back, relax and keep reading...

Monkey

Sebastian Kern April 10, 2017

Watch out… Baby, who’s that… Don’t look now, there’s a monkey on your back…

Who remembers what that’s from? The year was 1987, so come to think of it; some of you probably weren’t even alive back then. For those who don’t know, or can’t figure it out, those are the opening lyrics to the George Michael’s number one hit Monkey, off of his smash album Faith (a major recommendation for those who’ve never heard it). On a side note… DAMN, he was hot as hell.

Beauty And The Beast

Sebastian Kern October 19, 2016

I love a good Disney movie, don’t you? I mean who doesn’t love classics like Aladdin, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, or my all time favorite, Cinderella? Did you know that as of 2016, Disney has released 55 animated classics into theaters? Well one of those classics was just released on Blue-Ray/DVD in celebration of its 25th anniversary. It was the first animated movie to ever be nominated for a best picture Academy Award, and if you are too young to remember that far back, I’m talking about the 1991 classic, Beauty and the Beast.

You all know the story, and if you don’t, I definitely recommend giving it a view. It is probably one of the most beautiful movies out there, and it has nothing to do with the fact that my favorite scene ever is in it. But despite all the times I have seen it, it’s was only recently that I realized how much life imitates art. As it turns out, I have my own love story, with my very own “Beast”… although, I’m sure if you ask him, he’d say the roles were reversed. That is, if he could speak.