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December, 1963... Er, 2018 (Oh What A Night)
Jan 1, 2019
December, 1963... Er, 2018 (Oh What A Night)
Jan 1, 2019
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Love Me Like You Do
Jul 13, 2018
Love Me Like You Do
Jul 13, 2018
Jul 13, 2018
I'm Coming Out
Mar 23, 2018
I'm Coming Out
Mar 23, 2018
Mar 23, 2018
Do You Wanna Funk?
Feb 26, 2018
Do You Wanna Funk?
Feb 26, 2018
Feb 26, 2018
Rewrite The Stars
Dec 31, 2017
Rewrite The Stars
Dec 31, 2017
Dec 31, 2017
Roar
Oct 16, 2017
Roar
Oct 16, 2017
Oct 16, 2017
From This Moment
Sep 17, 2017
From This Moment
Sep 17, 2017
Sep 17, 2017
Toxic
Sep 5, 2017
Toxic
Sep 5, 2017
Sep 5, 2017
Fur-ever Your Grrr-l
Aug 12, 2017
Fur-ever Your Grrr-l
Aug 12, 2017
Aug 12, 2017
Fighter
Jul 31, 2017
Fighter
Jul 31, 2017
Jul 31, 2017
A Moment Like This
Jul 2, 2017
A Moment Like This
Jul 2, 2017
Jul 2, 2017
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Jun 10, 2017
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Jun 10, 2017
Jun 10, 2017
Back At One
May 10, 2017
Back At One
May 10, 2017
May 10, 2017
Sincerely Yours
Apr 27, 2017
Sincerely Yours
Apr 27, 2017
Apr 27, 2017
Monkey
Apr 10, 2017
Monkey
Apr 10, 2017
Apr 10, 2017
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Dec 18, 2016
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Dec 18, 2016
Dec 18, 2016
What's Love Got To Do With It?
Dec 10, 2016
What's Love Got To Do With It?
Dec 10, 2016
Dec 10, 2016
Let The Sunshine In
Nov 21, 2016
Let The Sunshine In
Nov 21, 2016
Nov 21, 2016
Beauty And The Beast
Oct 19, 2016
Beauty And The Beast
Oct 19, 2016
Oct 19, 2016
September
Sep 27, 2016
September
Sep 27, 2016
Sep 27, 2016
Missing You
Aug 14, 2016
Missing You
Aug 14, 2016
Aug 14, 2016
Love In The First Degree
Jul 31, 2016
Love In The First Degree
Jul 31, 2016
Jul 31, 2016
Land Of Confusion
Jun 15, 2016
Land Of Confusion
Jun 15, 2016
Jun 15, 2016
Justify My Love
May 18, 2016
Justify My Love
May 18, 2016
May 18, 2016
Let's Go Crazy
Apr 29, 2016
Let's Go Crazy
Apr 29, 2016
Apr 29, 2016
Fantastic Voyage, Part 3
Nov 25, 2015
Fantastic Voyage, Part 3
Nov 25, 2015
Nov 25, 2015
Someday My Prince Will Come
Oct 11, 2015
Someday My Prince Will Come
Oct 11, 2015
Oct 11, 2015
You're The Inspiration...
Oct 5, 2015
You're The Inspiration...
Oct 5, 2015
Oct 5, 2015
Cool For The Summer
Sep 4, 2015
Cool For The Summer
Sep 4, 2015
Sep 4, 2015
The Name Game
Aug 16, 2015
The Name Game
Aug 16, 2015
Aug 16, 2015

Fur-ever Your Grrr-l

Sebastian Kern August 12, 2017

Hey There Baztards,

How is everyone's summer going?

I'm happy to report that mine has been uneventful for the most part. I've gotten a tan, lost a few pounds, seen a movie or two, revamped the website, got published on a couple of sites, and bought myself one of those male rompers. You know, nothing major. Summer sessions are coming to an end at work, my trademark has finally moved on to the next phase, and I'm excited that The Manfriend will be coming home very soon.

OH... I also adopted a second dog. Well, I rescued a dog, to be more precise. And it's been a crazy ever since. How did I forget to mention that? Anyways, want to hear about how a boy once named Sky became the newest member to the Kern clan? Well then, grab yourself some popcorn and a drink, sit back, relax and keep reading...

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In Family Tags Gus-Gus, Pets, Adoption, Love, Dogs
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Monkey

Sebastian Kern April 10, 2017

Watch out… Baby, who’s that… Don’t look now, there’s a monkey on your back…

Who remembers what that’s from? The year was 1987, so come to think of it; some of you probably weren’t even alive back then. For those who don’t know, or can’t figure it out, those are the opening lyrics to the George Michael’s number one hit Monkey, off of his smash album Faith (a major recommendation for those who’ve never heard it). On a side note… DAMN, he was hot as hell.

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In Family Tags Addiction, George Michael, Father
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Beauty And The Beast

Sebastian Kern October 19, 2016

I love a good Disney movie, don’t you? I mean who doesn’t love classics like Aladdin, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, or my all time favorite, Cinderella? Did you know that as of 2016, Disney has released 55 animated classics into theaters? Well one of those classics was just released on Blue-Ray/DVD in celebration of its 25th anniversary. It was the first animated movie to ever be nominated for a best picture Academy Award, and if you are too young to remember that far back, I’m talking about the 1991 classic, Beauty and the Beast.

You all know the story, and if you don’t, I definitely recommend giving it a view. It is probably one of the most beautiful movies out there, and it has nothing to do with the fact that my favorite scene ever is in it. But despite all the times I have seen it, it’s was only recently that I realized how much life imitates art. As it turns out, I have my own love story, with my very own “Beast”… although, I’m sure if you ask him, he’d say the roles were reversed. That is, if he could speak.

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In Family Tags Jack, Adoption, Love, Pets, Dogs
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My name’s Sebastian, but everyone calls me Baz. 

Baztards® is a look into my history, thoughts, interests, successes and epic failures. In other words, the good, the bad, and even the ugly that has been my life. Some things may resonate with you, some may not. Whatever the case may be, hopefully something will inspire you. 

Welcome to my story...


  • Blogging 3
  • Family 5
  • Health 3
  • Life Lessons 9
  • Personal Diary 5
  • Relationships 8
  • Social Issues 8

Instagram (@baztard28)

With doctor appointments and a free ticket to see “Happy Death Day 2u,” I decided today was a total dress down, no product kinda day.
Waiting for movie #2 to start...
It’s not often that the hubby and I have the same day off, so when we do, we try to make the most of it. Today we are heading in to The City for a double feature, and of course I had to pull out the @bananarepublicmens olive velvet coat and my @stevemadden olive spiked boots.
When having a special date night with one’s hubby, one must serve red hot, Valentine’s Day realness... even if it was yesterday!!!
Today, I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve... and chest... and neck... and feet. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY ❤️!!!
It’s staff picture day. How did I do? BTW, can we please take a moment to acknowledge the size 28 pants and XS vest.
Just another Sunday on the couch with my Security Detail. Pretty much how I have spent the last two months when not at work. I’m so over whatever this is that’s making me so sick.
Even after two months of being sick, and his brother deciding to take a nap, this giant mushball of love continues to be his Daddy’s security detail ❤️
YEAH, YEAH... I know!!! I am that one person that finds the candy they said will not be on shelves this Valentine’s Day. And I am sooo not sharing!!!

Twitter (@baztard28)

  • For all the “actors” hiding behind their screens and already talking shit about tonight’s presentation of… https://t.co/zXaV3COgMw
    about 3 weeks ago
  • After watching all the insta-stories of @Andy baby shower, all I wanna know at this point is if @vgunvalson ever got up on the table...
    about 3 weeks ago
  • Can’t wait for the backlash from the @ladygaga fans, but I just wanna point out that @Madonna actually did win the… https://t.co/FigWDVNL7T
    about a month ago

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